According to the drive thru lady at Burger King, I'm a little one.
So I was sitting in the back of the car as other people were ordering their Coca-Cola Icee and the lady that was collecting the money handed a hat over to the driver and said "For the little one".
We all just busted out laughing. I'm wearing this hat to show that on a positive; I'm aging remarkably well. Or so it appears :)