I can't sleep. I was awakened earlier by the painful pains of heartburn. Perhaps it's all the water I drank or something I ate. I wish it would go away. I've tried the burping trick but found it to be unsuccessful.
So dear doctors, what is a quick...easy...and non-stressful way to get rid of heartburn or acid reflux?
I leave you with this picture in expression of my anger towards heartburn: